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Theme Hospital

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- An oldie but a goodie
This is a hillarious SIM-type game; graphics may be dated, but its wonderfully addicting and timeless. Disorders like "the squirts" and "the piles" keep you laughing throughout!

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- Know how to run a hospital lol
I love this game. Its so addictive and its so much fun. It always gets harder as you get to the next level and there is so many little funny things about it. Like the machines that they operate. For example: theres a machine that is suppose to get a person with a swelled head back to a normal size head and the head actually pops lol. Theres nothing like bloody about it. Its just plain fun and its been one of my fav games since it came out.

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- THE WONDER THAT IS THEME HOSPITAL!!!
THEME HOSPITAL IS INDEED ADDICTIVE AND SO INFURIATING WHEN YOU WATCH YOUR STATUS GET LOWER AND LOWER AND THEN YOU DIE. WHAT A TERRIBLE FEELING!! COMPARE THIS WITH THE AMAZING FEELING ONE GETS WHEN HAVING COMPLETED A LEVEL AND YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE LETTER TO ARRIVE FROM THE MINISTERY OF HEALTH. BUT HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY REPUTATION?!?!? IT IS SOOOO HARD!

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- Is there a doctor in the house?
Theme Hospital, released in 1997 by Bullfrog, is a relatively simple but addictively fun game that truly stands the test of time. It puts you in complete control of a series of hospitals, working your way up from one larger institution to another. The job gets harder as you move up the ladder, as greater crises and burdens lie in wait to bring you down. It all starts fairly simple. At your first hospital, you just need to set up a general practitioner's office or two, a general diagnostics room, a pharmacy, a psychiatric office, and get your researchers working on new diseases and ways to go about combating them. You've got to hire doctors, nurses, handymen, and a receptionist - and you get a wide range of folks to choose from. Will you pay top dollar for the efficient GP's and specialists, or will you settle for abrasive, lazy types who smell of cabbage? Cure enough patients, make enough money, and establish a good enough reputation, and job offers for bigger and better assignments will come your way.

As you progress, you'll get access to an assortment of fancy diagnostic equipment and treatment clinics. For those hard-to-diagnose cases, there are X-ray rooms, cardiology exams, high-dollar scanners, and the like, and before long you're even ready to build an operating theater and put scalpels in the hands of those crazy doctors of yours. As for the diseases and conditions, they aren't your typical fare: alongside gastrointestinal-type ailments such as the squibs, you have folks with Elvis Complex (who do indeed show up in Elvis leisure suits), invisibility, Bloaty Head (just pop their head and reinflate it), Slack Tongue (chop chop), Baldness (wait'll you see how to cure that), and an assortment of silly afflictions. Of course, you have your basic fractures and uncommon cold cases, as well. Each condition is more funny than serious (especially in terms of how it is contracted), but keeping your hospital up and working efficiently gets to be pretty serious when you've got patients queued up in the aisles, tired doctors recuperating in the staff lounge, diagnostic machines temporarily down for repair, emergencies bringing in a number of new patients who must be cured quickly if your reputation isn't to suffer, earthquakes shaking things up, and epidemics popping up and wreaking havoc. Patients can be pretty messy, as many of them tend to throw up all over the place. If you don't have enough dependable handymen around to clean up the mess, the Ministry of Health will be all over you.

The graphics look surprisingly good even today - although 1997 graphics certainly don't compare to those of recent games. There is a decent variety of looks among patients, and it's almost worth killing a few of them just to watch them ascend to heaven (or, on occasion, drop through the floor on their way to an alternate destination). The game is simple enough for anyone to play and enjoy, although things get pretty challenging as you progress deeper into the game. A lot of games today sacrifice fancy graphics for actual gameplay, but Theme Hospital is the kind of game you enjoy playing years and years after its release.

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- Is there a cure for game addiction?
Let me start by stating that I am an Atari 2600 girl who does not normally like the games of "today" because I find them too complicated and too time-consuming to figure out. That is, until I found this game. For some reason, I was attracted to the title. It sounded like a fun game. When I started playing it, I found it to be not only fun but very easy to learn and quite addictive! All you use is a mouse and you can build your hospital the way you want (including restrooms, staff room complete with pool table and arcade game, soda machines, etc.), hire staff, purchase property for more rooms, etc. The higher the level you get, the more neat stuff you can build (scanners, x-ray room, operating theatre, even a hair restoration clinic) and the more obstacles you face (earthquakes, emergencies, epidemics, etc.). There are so many things to control in this game from making sure each staff member is in the proper place to shooting rats that roam your hospital. Sometimes a stomach virus will spread in the hospital and you have to hurry maintenance men to clean up the vomit (the sound effects are also a hoot). The game even keeps stats like how many times a bench or soda machine is used so you can rearrange your hospital more efficiently. The ailments patients suffer are hilarious: things like slack tongue, spare ribs, and bloaty head. My favorite is King's Syndrome where patients come in dressed as Elvis and have to see a psychiatrist. Once they take off their Elvis outfits, they're cured! I find myself playing this game for hours! My only criticism is that it freezes up in later levels and sometimes patients get stuck in doors which makes a diagnosis or treatment room useless and you keep having to drag your doctors out of there. Theme Hospital is definitely worth the money, but you can also buy this game as part of the "Top Ten Blue" pack for less.

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